This is so sweet and sad. →
I’m only trying to smoke a damn cigarette. No one on this campus can lend me a lighter? Don’t look at me like that when I ask you for a simple fire starter. I’m holding an unlit death stick between my thumb and my middle finger and you have this confused look on your face like “What do you need a lighter for?” Can you put two and two together please? It makes a...
I need need need new ideas for my tatoo. Two elephants on my foot. Smaller one and a larger one. The bigger one should be leading the larger. On the left side of my left foot. I just need pictures of elephants. Help me?
Ode to the Nice Guys This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves...